So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
you had me at cake vodka
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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