gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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