That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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