I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I am midnight drunk by noon
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Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
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I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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