Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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