If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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