your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Randomize
