i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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