Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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