it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
