Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
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MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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