awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
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