There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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