I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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