Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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