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I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
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I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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