sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
it hurts more in the daytime
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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