I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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