Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
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Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
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Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
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