i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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