let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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