problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
handjob tips. give me some.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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