Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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