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  • 110 60
    Submitted by crockpot on Aug 21, 12 at 9:38am
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    I am currently breathing...

  • 92 59
    Submitted by rsh1962 on Aug 21, 12 at 9:27am
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    Because you are the perfect woman.

  • 89 56
    Submitted by EvilJester on Aug 21, 12 at 10:20am
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    Ask your daddy...if he has time to be bothered.

  • 74 52
    Submitted by sexymedic on Aug 21, 12 at 3:48pm
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    Better than wanting to fuck guys who aren't breathing...hello necro?

  • 66 50
    Submitted by WrongNumber69 on Aug 21, 12 at 12:33pm
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    So... you're excluding guys on respirators?

  • 62 59
    Submitted by jakedebacker on Aug 21, 12 at 11:11pm
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    ...says "buck_wild."

  • 63 64
    Submitted by blueeyedbetty on Aug 22, 12 at 4:49pm
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    Because you're a Scorpion woman like me.

  • 56 52
    Submitted by daisydukeluke on Aug 23, 12 at 12:49am
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    Because fucking dead guys is gross. It's called necrophilia

  • 60 64
    Submitted by security24 on Aug 22, 12 at 12:11am
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    Puberty was a tough time for all of us.

  • 53 55
    Submitted by armchairguru on Aug 21, 12 at 11:29pm
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    It's because you've been out of the close

  • 69 87
    Submitted by buck_wild on Aug 21, 12 at 11:24am
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    Because you have no morals or self respect.

  • 58 71
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Aug 21, 12 at 4:07pm
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    The whore moans. (sorry bad joke, I don't have a problem with the desire!)

  • 56 71
    Submitted by MURPHN8R on Aug 22, 12 at 6:11am
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    Because you're a bonifide whore!

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Kevin201 on Aug 21, 12 at 11:03am
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    because you live your life at whores-'r-us