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  • Submitted by crockpot on Aug 21, 12 at 9:38am

    I am currently breathing...

  • Submitted by EvilJester on Aug 21, 12 at 10:20am

    Ask your daddy...if he has time to be bothered.

  • Submitted by rsh1962 on Aug 21, 12 at 9:27am

    Because you are the perfect woman.

  • Submitted by sexymedic on Aug 21, 12 at 3:48pm

    Better than wanting to fuck guys who aren't breathing...hello necro?

  • Submitted by WrongNumber69 on Aug 21, 12 at 12:33pm

    So... you're excluding guys on respirators?

  • Submitted by armchairguru on Aug 21, 12 at 11:29pm

    It's because you've been out of the close

  • Submitted by jakedebacker on Aug 21, 12 at 11:11pm

    ...says "buck_wild."

  • Submitted by kin_in_in on Aug 21, 12 at 4:07pm

    The whore moans. (sorry bad joke, I don't have a problem with the desire!)

  • Submitted by blueeyedbetty on Aug 22, 12 at 4:49pm

    Because you're a Scorpion woman like me.

  • Submitted by MURPHN8R on Aug 22, 12 at 6:11am

    Because you're a bonifide whore!

  • Submitted by daisydukeluke on Aug 23, 12 at 12:49am

    Because fucking dead guys is gross. It's called necrophilia

  • Submitted by security24 on Aug 22, 12 at 12:11am

    Puberty was a tough time for all of us.

  • Submitted by Kevin201 on Aug 21, 12 at 11:03am

    because you live your life at whores-'r-us

  • Submitted by buck_wild on Aug 21, 12 at 11:24am

    Because you have no morals or self respect.