I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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