im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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