We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
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What kind of man leaves this sort of task to his mom? Sure an STD is embarrassing, but not having a spine is worse.
Mom's can do some crazy shit without their son's/daughter's knowing/permission...just sayin.
Well thats not a good sign.
heres your sign...
Haha Ahh STD's, the gift that keeps on giving lol
Ouch... for a lot of reasons.
Welcome to HIV.
I bet your ex caught an STD from someone else, his mom found out about it, and his mom is assuming you gave it to him. Hopefully he didn't catch whatever it was while you were still dating and pass it on to you.
let me rewrite your post as I read it "I bed some elaborate thing happened, which realistically has a more unlikely chance of happening than the origional assumption, that would likely pin the blame on the male instead of the female, since this post is ambiguous with regard to blame, and all the humour has not been gender segregated yet."
LIKE A BOSS
That's too fucking funny
Yikes. I suggest you go get tested after something like that. Sounds like her son might have something.
I will eet u hehe ;)
The ex's dad must be a real SOB for his mom to guess this.
Sings family guy jingle "Now you've got aids"
Ahh Boston. Fun times.