you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
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If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
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I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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