i just had sex bonerless
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
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I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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