PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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