I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
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You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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