I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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