I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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