ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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