I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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