College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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