You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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