Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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