You really coming over, don't trick.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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