Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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