Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Randomize
