She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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Stare into his brown eye with wonder and bewilderment.
@MajorJohnson if OP stares into his brown eye, does he become an asshole himself?
Now originally I thought the OP would have had to be a girl... but now that I think about it...lol! I guess OP could play for either team in this case...especially if he's the catcher haha!
It started with SHE!
Put a half used bottle of KY in front of him and wait for comments.
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