Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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