oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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