is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Holy sore nipples Batman
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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