if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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