I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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