I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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