yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
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How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I got inside last night via doggy door
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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