gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
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woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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