it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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