she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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