I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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