Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
