i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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