She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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