: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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