Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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