Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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